i'm neither owl nor thestral

AN ODE TO A BAKED GOOD

brb_drowning wrote in potter_caps Jul 26, 2009 11:06

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i'm pretty sure rab rearranged your face, rab smells like dead poet, writing odes up in this bitch, now it's all bad education, toujours pur: rab died a virgin, i'm neither owl nor thestral, rab approves

HAIKUS #S 1 - < S >3< /S >4

brb_drowning wrote in potter_caps Jul 20, 2009 23:09

REMEMBER THE TIME
THAT I BEAT YOU IN QUIDDITCH?
WHICH ONE? ALL OF THEM.

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FIRST A PASSING GLANCE
THEN A BLOW TO THE NARES
THE FOUNTAIN DRIPS RED.

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THE BLANKET OF BLACK
PROVES ITSELF TO BE MOST PRONE
TO WANDERING HANDS

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THE FEAR OF SPIDERS
MADE WORSE BY ENGORGIO!
LIFE FORCE SPLATTERED CHEST

© 2009, REGULUS ARCTURUS BLACK.

i'm pretty sure rab rearranged your face, rab smells like dead poet, now it's all bad education, i'm neither owl nor thestral, james potter will pungent your soul, james is a poet, forsooth rab-unzle!, haiku!... bless you, class pours out our asses, writing odes up in this bitch, toujours pur: rab died a virgin, rab approves

FOR HARRY POTTER

loony4thestrals wrote in potter_caps Jul 18, 2009 20:28

ONE MR. HARRY POTTER CAUGHT ME WITH MY GUARD DOWN.

I, UNFORTUNATELY, FORGOT TO CAPS. I DO BLAME MY LAPTOP. I NEED A GOOD SPELL TO FIX IT I SUPPOSE.

ANYWAYS, HERE IS MY PEENANCE. I DO HOPE YOU FORGIVE ME FOR MY LACK OF CLASS AND FOLLOWING THE RULES.

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harry is one lucky sob, harry smells like old farts, creepers united, i pity the fool, i'm neither owl nor thestral, peenance, if i was harry i'd be draco's bff

I'M NEITHER OWL NOR THESTRAL.

brb_drowning wrote in potter_caps Jul 17, 2009 07:36

POTTER, A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME, PLEASE?

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i'm pretty sure rab rearranged your face, why so fail boy who couldn't, rab does not approve, chicanery, i'm neither owl nor thestral, wtf is this a centre for ants, james potter will pungent your soul, forsooth rab-unzle!, pallet of deathhhh, forteeeeeeeeeeeth, forsooth, fortooth